women want to shag him and men want to be him

the aboriginal dick cavett AKA ryan manning has interviewed me for thunk. he is a walking internet recluse/enigma/meme/elvis and you can stalk him here.

i dreamed the sky was full of fireflies and the fireflies were lightbulbs. then i woke up and thought the sea was at my window because the wind sounded like waves and someone's windchimes sounded like caravels.


  1. i will see your heart and raise you a less than three.

  2. okay. i will birth them into a youtube box.